hello Vietnam, the morning smiles happily upon you.
lemme give you some advice......
if you ever find yourself lost on a long dusty road some where near the only cactus on the right, turn north and drive strait no matter what is in your way, dont worry you'll make it. if you start to feel lost and lonely and scared, just remember that there is no longer radiation in the underground river you are driving over.
you will eventually end up 5 feet to the left of a yak carcass. the fly with the bright maroon stripe on its back will fly off in the direction you must now go.......walk in the opposite direction. you will come upon a 24 foot long arrow, this arrow has absolutely no significance but you must not touch it......dont ask why just dont touch it!
keep walking until you find a rock shaped like a cow. pick this rock up, spin 14 times to the left and 2 times to the right, and with your eyes closed throw it over your head to the left with your right arm. this rock will land on top of a bronze coin. dig through the sand and find the shovel. use this shovel to dig 32 feet down where you will find a tunnel. this tunnel will most likely be full of howler monkeys so bring ear plugs. walk until the end of the tunnel is visible, now look up and you will see a hole in the roof of the tunnel. climb up this hole and you will come out in the town you were born in.
they thought that you were crazy....you did things like the ones before you. now they all see the reason behind your ways.....but they have no reason to apply it to their yawn. if last years model was good wait until you break this years!
where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
if i was you i wouldn't tap the glass. the monkeys are trying to divide the garden even thought there is plenty of room.
that is not the kinda suspicion i wanted to hear, cause now that idea is gonna infest my brain like a bad action movie until it melts my though processor.
you are going to eat a meal prepared by the dysfunctional society of your imagination. they will grab hold of your disillusionment of reality and send it far far away. when you reach the edge look over the side for me and tell me what it looks like beyond the universe.
infraction
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