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Sunday, December 12, 2010

GPS to where you need to be

if i was rich
not filthy rich, just financially well off........enough to by Lithuania
and have it removed and shipped off to the moon
and then replace it with a huge statue
and i would live in the left nostril of the statue
all the criminals would live in the right testicle
and all the beautiful virgins would live on top.......and one would be sacrificed just for the sport of it all
every hour

how do you get to this place?

walk until you are in a desert with 43 clouds
when you find the purple cactus turn left
walk 354 paces and then lose count
once you reach the scull of an unwanted child begin to dig
with the scull of course
you will eventually hit a box
dont open the box
just walk away
soon you will die of thirst because you are totally lost in a barren desert
this will cause you to start your next life
before you come back alive use this combination:
(up)(up)(down)(left)(B)(X)(X)(A)(left)(down)(down)(B)
you will then end up where you want to be

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